Apprentice Plumber Gifts

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Builder's School

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'My phone's been tapped!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'