Apprentice Plumber Gifts

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Builder's School

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'My phone's been tapped!'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."