Amateur Plumbers Gifts

'Enjoy the sound of running water in your own home...'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'You did that on purpose!'

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'My phone's been tapped!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."