Aspiring Plumber Gifts

"You paid a plumber $572 for 45 minutes of work? That's totally insane!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Radiator jazz player

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'