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"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

The New Normal

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Builder's School

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

"That's not fighting fire, it's wasting water!"

"How do you turn it off?"

Shaker Timeouts

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen