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"Well-done coming right up."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

An angry barbecue.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'That's for false alarms...'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Fire Assembly Point

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

In case of fire call yourself.

"This way, O' Brien."

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'The Grand Lama's gone nuts - We don't NEED fire drills!'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Water Drop with a Surprise

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

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