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'Don't worry, ma. It's a controlled burn.'

Poor Fred, he's been trying to give up smoking and it hasn't been easy on him.

"Did you remember to put the dog out?"

'...and I used to worry about global warming!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

The New Normal

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Fire door.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

No Smoking.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.