Fire Master In Training Gifts

"Well-done coming right up."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

An angry barbecue.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'That's for false alarms...'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Fire Assembly Point

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

In case of fire call yourself.

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"This way, O' Brien."

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'The Grand Lama's gone nuts - We don't NEED fire drills!'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Water Drop with a Surprise

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

'Boy this is a boring job...'

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."