Safety Training Gifts

'Crisis Management Training'

'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

School of Diving

First Aid

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

A young Don King

You Are Here

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Man using to much bug spray

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

No Immediate Danger

Baby on board.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

On the brink.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'