'I hope your chefs have all been practising their knife safety skills?'
Safety Skills Gifts
Looking for a gift that recognizes someone's safety skills? Our collection features clever and charming items that promote safety awareness, personal preparedness, and responsible habits. Perfect for safety trainers, safety-conscious friends, or anyone who values staying secure in any environment.
A young Don King
You Are Here
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
"And you're certain these are accidents?"
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
Man using to much bug spray
"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."
'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."
No Immediate Danger
Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'
"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."
'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'
On the brink.
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Baby on board.
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."
Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"
'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'
"I've had it with the helmet mandates."
Noah's life jacket demonstration
'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'
"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."
Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.
Safety Skills Gifts Collection
Safety Skills Mugs
Explore our safety skills mugs for a fun way to start the day with a reminder of responsible habits.
Safety Skills Pillows
Cuddle up with pillows that celebrate safety skills and responsible living, perfect for any safety enthusiast.
Safety Skills Prints
Decorate your space with prints that inspire safety awareness and add a touch of humor to your decor.
Safety Skills T-Shirts
Check out our safety-themed t-shirts to showcase your safety skills with humor and style.