Fire Safety Engineer Pillows

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Fire Assembly Point

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."