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Stop/Hop

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

"On your left."

Bedroom Traffic Control

One Way - Yield

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'I brake for animals'