Road Safety Nerd T-Shirts

Hedgehog wearing crash helmet.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

"On your left."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

One Way - Yield

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Attention: Speed Troughs

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

How Am I Driving?