Wannabe Road Warrior Gifts

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Zorro as a child.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"This can't be good."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.