Road Rookie Mugs

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hi, I think I'm doing OK this time.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'First of all, relax.'

"Valet park only"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"This can't be good."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Talking car "Are we there yet?"