Road Trip Racer Gifts

Slow Heroes

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kardiff.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we there yet?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Camping.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'