Road Trip Champion Gifts

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kardiff.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Are we there yet?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Are we broke yet?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'