Roadtrip Warriors Gifts

'I Hate summer.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we there yet?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Are we broke yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Gulliver's other travels.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'