Recovery Hero Gifts

Working in recovery of Hurricane

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Foster failure"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Keyworker

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Fighting Covid

Dancing Doctor

Medical personnel give their hearts

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

Fighting the Pandemic

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'What's holding him up?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'