Healing Hero Gifts

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

Smackdown and immediate first aid.

Get well soon!

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Foster failure"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Fighting Covid

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dancing Doctor

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Medical personnel give their hearts

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

Fighting the Pandemic

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.