Relationship Makeover Gifts

'Will I still be married?'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"I don't know who you are!"

Congratulations on the new you!

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

"I love what you've done with him."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

'How should I know why my daughter has not spoken to me in over a month, stupid!'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."