Relationship Makeover Gifts

'Will I still be married?'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"I don't know who you are!"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

Congratulations on the new you!

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

"I love what you've done with him."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

'How should I know why my daughter has not spoken to me in over a month, stupid!'

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

Your Uncle Mort and Sadie are back from Canada. Are they still getting married? Yeah, but they're slowing things down. They're going to talk to someone about their problems. A counselor is always a good idea. They couldn't exactly afford a professional. He doesn't put the bathroom seat down.

"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'