Relationship Revamp Seeker Gifts

"How about working on our marriage from home?.."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

"I love what you've done with him."

Funnel of Love.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.

'Will I still be married?'

Cupid and parachutists.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Perfect Match

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

'We don't text anymore.'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

"It still weirds me out when they watch."

'Boy you light my fire!'

Ask Sadie is back. You're on, caller. What's your problem? My wife finally answered my emails. She wants me back. She says she's sorry she left me for her personal trainer. She said making mad, passionate love to him has become unfulfilling. She said she's tired of the excitement, tired of his fancy house, tired of the lavish trips around the world, and tired of him not snoring like a jackhammer, like I always do. Let go and move on, you ninny!!! She said she's especially tired of his ability to