Relationship Revamp Seeker Mugs

"How about working on our marriage from home?.."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

How oysters get engaged.

'Will I still be married?'

Cupid and parachutists.

"I love what you've done with him."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'We don't text anymore.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

Perfect Match

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Computer Romance

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

'Boy you light my fire!'

Romance