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"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"You do like octopus?"

She - Interpreter - He.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Building business relations.

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"That's his answer to everything!"

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

"I love what you've done with him."

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

'We don't text anymore.'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"He never takes me anywhere."

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"And so, with thee help of their relate counsellor, they lived happily ever after..."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

Seeing the marriage counselor.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'