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"The Thomases have a way of fighting with each other that turns out to be very positive for them both."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

WHO checklist

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

"It's not you-it's me."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Mime marriage.

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."