Reigniting Romance Gifts

"When I said it would be sexy if you were more ANIMAL in bed... I was thinking of a tiger!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

'THERE'S my mojo.'

"You've got a green light - use it!"

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

A couple in bed together with their phones.

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'

Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".

'When was the last time you had a tune up?'

'I can't remember the last time I saw you do something cute.'

'A second honeymoon? - Are you asking for a do-over?'

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

Man on Oldflamesreunited.com website.

'That would explain the lack of romance.'

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'

"How would you feel about incorporating sex into our sex life?"