Romance Revivalist Gifts

A couple in bed together with their phones.

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"How would you feel about incorporating sex into our sex life?"

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'

'That would explain the lack of romance.'

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'I can't remember the last time I saw you do something cute.'

'Who said romance is dead?'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Klimt Kiss Phones

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

Love

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Champagne Bubble

Dialogue about the relationship.