Romance Revivalist T-Shirts

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"How would you feel about incorporating sex into our sex life?"

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'

'That would explain the lack of romance.'

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'I can't remember the last time I saw you do something cute.'

'Who said romance is dead?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Klimt Kiss Phones

Happy Valentine's Day.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Funnel of Love

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Funnel of Love

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Champagne Bubble

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

The Tunnel Of Love