New Romantic Revivalist T-Shirts

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Online Dating

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Musician

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Lord Byron

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

Edgar Allan Poe

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Michelangelo's David

'We don't text anymore.'

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Old songs made new

'He's a square!'