Romantic Revivalist Gifts

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

"He used to be romantic. Now I'm trying to restore him to his default settings."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

Lord Byron

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Innovate or die.

Edgar Allan Poe

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

Old songs made new

Aging together

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

'We don't text anymore.'

Michelangelo's David