Rekindling An Old Romance Gifts

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Christmas Hugs

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Everybody meets online these days."

'He Will!'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'THERE'S my mojo.'

"I'll shoot you an email."

"I might be a caveman, but I love to give you chocolates on Valentines Day."

"First, we tortured them with drunken reveries of our youth."

"Say dollface, what brings you to a joint like this?"

'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'

"I remember the days when you used to pull my hair like that!"

"When I said it would be sexy if you were more ANIMAL in bed... I was thinking of a tiger!"

'A second honeymoon? - Are you asking for a do-over?'