Rekindling An Old Romance Gifts

"I think I'm in big trouble, Herb. I took A.T.&T.'s advice and gave my childhood sweetheart a call, and she's taking the next bus from Fort Lauderdale."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Everybody meets online these days."

Christmas Hugs

'He Will!'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'THERE'S my mojo.'

"I'll shoot you an email."

"I might be a caveman, but I love to give you chocolates on Valentines Day."

"First, we tortured them with drunken reveries of our youth."

I didn

"When I said it would be sexy if you were more ANIMAL in bed... I was thinking of a tiger!"

'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'

"Say dollface, what brings you to a joint like this?"

"I remember the days when you used to pull my hair like that!"