Romance Rediscoverer Pillows

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

You're the olive in my martini

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

Jenga!!!

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

Single men in Tahiti

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

My first Boyfriend.

Sadomasochists in love

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Man asking lady if she cares for him

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

I think we're alone now!

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."