Romance Reveler Pillows

'I'm confused!'

Jenga!!!

1619: Valentine's Day

You're the olive in my martini

Valentines

I think we're alone now!

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Theorbo

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

The Bare Minimum

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Snake Eyes

Mermaids in love

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

Merry Kissmas

'So now what?'

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

The men of your dreams

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'