Date Night Reveler Pillows

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"Do you mind?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

You're the olive in my martini

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Romance

Film Lovers.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Love Trap

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"