Relationship Reveler Pillows

"If men are from Mars and women are from Venus dogs must be from Pluto."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Urns in love

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

You're the olive in my martini

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Musical genres

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Heart to heart talk.

His and Hers Wedding

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'