Relationship Rebels Pillows

Church Drive-Thru.

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

"Sorry, I'm just looking for something with no strings attached right now."

"I'd like to alter my vows...I want to say 'Til death, or a better prospect comes along, do we part."

'And you must be Hank, my husband's new business partner!'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

'I'm not scared of commitment: I'm committed to having at least 3 women every week.'

"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

""Edward, when the world is through with social distancing, I won't be."

In the Guru District

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Life is for the birds.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"You do like octopus?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con