Relationship Rebels Pillows

Church Drive-Thru.

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

"Sorry, I'm just looking for something with no strings attached right now."

"I'd like to alter my vows...I want to say 'Til death, or a better prospect comes along, do we part."

'And you must be Hank, my husband's new business partner!'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

'I'm not scared of commitment: I'm committed to having at least 3 women every week.'

"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

""Edward, when the world is through with social distancing, I won't be."

In the Guru District

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Life is for the birds.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Romance