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"If men are from Mars and women are from Venus dogs must be from Pluto."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Paint pots in love

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Your place or mine?'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

Urns in love

You're the olive in my martini

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Musical genres

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Heart to heart talk.

His and Hers Wedding

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'