Digital Friend Seeker Pillows

'But I friended you on Facebook!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'You have a friend request.'

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Social Networking Explained.

Facebook 33 A.D.

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Online Dating

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'Haven't I Googled you somewhere before?'

A woman with a laptop

'Wow - you're even prettier than your picture on 'Date'Em.com!''

Modern World.

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

Do you have to fall asleep on the keyboard every time we videochat, Mike?

Enough with the poking let's just have sex.

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

"I got acquainted with a new kid and now we understand each other."

'You don't me- I'm not on Twitter or Facebook but I would like to be your friend,'