Digital Friend Seeker Pillows

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'You have a friend request.'

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Social Networking Explained.

Facebook 33 A.D.

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

Online Dating

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

Modern World.

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'Wow - you're even prettier than your picture on 'Date'Em.com!''

A woman with a laptop

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

'We met through an Internet dating service!'