Digital Love Seeker Pillows

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

'We met through an Internet dating service!'

Cyber Sex.

"Guess who the computer came up with for you, sweetheart."

A woman with a laptop

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Speed Dating.

'Your website or mine?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

The men of your dreams

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

Strategies that will always work