Digital Love Seeker Pillows

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

'We met through an Internet dating service!'

Cyber Sex.

"Guess who the computer came up with for you, sweetheart."

A woman with a laptop

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Right click for yes...

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Your website or mine?'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Try a danged head shot!"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

The men of your dreams

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."