Digital Love Aspirant Pillows

"Forced Out of Work by Dating Apps."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Strategies that will always work

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Maybe I was wrong?

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

Looking For Love.

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

Computer telling man he loves him

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'