Digital Love Aspirant Pillows

"Forced Out of Work by Dating Apps."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Strategies that will always work

Maybe I was wrong?

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Looking For Love.

Computer telling man he loves him

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'