Digital Romance Explorer Pillows

Tinder Maze

"Hang on - I've got an app for this..!"

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

Maybe I was wrong?

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

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'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Computer dating.

'George and I met on line!'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."