Virtual Romance Explorer Pillows

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

I actually met the girl of my dreams on the internet. Unfortunately, she was computer animated.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

'George and I met on line!'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

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"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

Man asking lady if she cares for him

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Computer dating.

"We met online."

'Was it good for you, babe?'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

Sex shop

Tunnel of Like.

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

"I'm afraid swiping left doesn't work in here."

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

A Showbiz Love Story

"Will you marry me in a low-cost ceremony in which we get your friends to make the cake and do the flowers?"

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year