Virtual Romance Ranger Pillows

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Right click for yes...

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Maybe I was wrong?

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'George and I met on line!'

'He was taller online!'

Computer dating.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

"We met online."

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

Computer telling man he loves him

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Looking For Love.

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'