Virtual Romance Ranger Gifts

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Right click for yes...

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Maybe I was wrong?

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

Computer dating.

'George and I met on line!'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'He was taller online!'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"We met online."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Computer telling man he loves him

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'