Virtual Romance Explorer T-Shirts

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

I actually met the girl of my dreams on the internet. Unfortunately, she was computer animated.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

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'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

Computer dating.

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'George and I met on line!'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

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"We met online."

'Was it good for you, babe?'

"I'm afraid swiping left doesn't work in here."

Sex shop

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

Tunnel of Like.

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Will you marry me in a low-cost ceremony in which we get your friends to make the cake and do the flowers?"

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

"When I fell in love with you, suddenly your eyes didn't seem close together. Now they seem close together again."

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."