Friendship Seekers T-Shirts

"Separate checks please."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Cling-On Dog

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Pyjama party

Time for tea and friendship.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Romantic Coffee Dates

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'You have a friend request.'

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'