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"I'm Beatriz...but all my friends call me Betty."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Cling-On Dog

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Time for tea and friendship.

Speed Dating.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

The Wishing Well

'Toast'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Try a danged head shot!"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

A man surrounded with lovehearts