Robot Friend Seeker T-Shirts

Modern World.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'You have a friend request.'

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

Social Networking Explained.

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

Robot Friend

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Artificial Love

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'But I friended you on Facebook!'

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

'You don't me- I'm not on Twitter or Facebook but I would like to be your friend,'

The End. Great movie! Let's erase our memories and watch it again!

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

"Hey, look, great-grandma was an upright."

"Maybe...we can be friends!?"

'Chief, this is Bob. He got into the wrong car pool this morning and came to work with us. Can we keep him?'

"With some rest, vitamins and mild exercise, that metal fatigue should clear up in just a few weeks!"

"I haven't a friend in the world."

"You can hold for an assistant, or you can go online and chat with our robot until it tells you to hold for an assistant."

"I thought I'd hangout with you guys."

"Separate checks please."