Robot Friend Seeker Gifts

Modern World.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'You have a friend request.'

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

Social Networking Explained.

Artificial Love

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Robot Friend

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

"Hey, look, great-grandma was an upright."

"Maybe...we can be friends!?"

'Chief, this is Bob. He got into the wrong car pool this morning and came to work with us. Can we keep him?'

"With some rest, vitamins and mild exercise, that metal fatigue should clear up in just a few weeks!"

"I haven't a friend in the world."

"You can hold for an assistant, or you can go online and chat with our robot until it tells you to hold for an assistant."

"I thought I'd hangout with you guys."

"Separate checks please."