Love Life Storyteller Gifts

Man with Sex Reviews.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Tristan Und Isolde

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Catch and release dating.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'Alright, let's do this.'

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Love changes everything.'

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.