Love Life Storyteller T-Shirts

Man with Sex Reviews.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Tristan Und Isolde

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Catch and release dating.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'Alright, let's do this.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

'Love changes everything.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

A woman reads a romance novel.

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."